Is this good or bad? Send this card and pass the confusion along. By the way, Nice job dodging shame… They make way too big a deal out of it anyway.
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Thanks to the dancing bottle of pee on this coaster, I am protecting my coffee table and learning that I too can get same day test results.
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Bound to bring an aura of sophistication and rebellion to any room is this “bad table”, which aside from the beautiful sloping woodwork, comes complete with it’s own super strong stream of piss. Now I’m sure many of you would be willing to fork over the $2,920 just to have a table answering nature’s call in your living room, but don’t be surprised when it sets the example for kids and pets. You may end up being accused of favoritism since the table is allowed to freely piss in the rug without retribution while Rover still can’t free a hostage on the linoleum. Just sayin…
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Obviously, Formula Pee candy isn’t made from urine—it is actually a sour liquid candy with a tangy lemon flavor. However, they do make a point of mentioning that they use real specimen jars as containers for the product. Now that is the mark of high quality urine candy—beware of imitators!
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