
You have to applaud any product whose sole purpose in life is to teach men how to properly aim when they are going to the bathroom. You wouldn’t think that actually hitting the toilet while using the bathroom would be all that difficult, but if you have ever seen a men’s room floor then you know just how hard it really is. Maybe the incentive of peeing on a color changing soccer ball is all that is needed. Due to be released on February 11, 2009.
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So you decide it is your turn to host a little get together to relax after another hard week of work. You want to chill with a few beers, your guests and spouse prefer wine. There is no way to get around serving a little of their preferred drink, but at least make yourself feel a little better by serving it with a wine holder that perfectly sums up your attitude about it.
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They say that talking to your plants helps them grow—which implies that plants have some sort of consciousness (and maybe even feelings). So, what kind of message are you sending when you pot your plant in a toilet? You might as well water it with your urine.
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Like a cabbie who knows all the best routes, author Ray Tempus is your guide to the wild and wonderful world of public urination in NYC. Slimmed down from his original 40 point book, this pocket-sized companion will teach you all the tricks you need to relieve yourself in the city without having to find a public restroom. Thank you Ray…thank you.
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