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The Humping Dog Pen Holder is one of those gifts that are better to give than to receive. The poor little dog, who obviously hasn’t been neutered, will shake and wail when a pen is placed in that very private place. You would probably wail too if something was jammed into you where it didn’t belong.
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These handy suction cup robots have a secure grip to hold things like your toothbrush, razor, glasses or pens. This is the kind of menial job a robot gets when it lacks the programming to ascend to a more prestigious position. It’s the high school dropout of the robot world.
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When you are on a construction site, a siren light usually means that there is danger afoot and it would be wise to keep your distance. The same can be said for this series of air freshener signal lights from homeloo. Each features a pleasant air freshening scent, a revolving signal light and a pen holder on the side. Also available in Police and Fire Service versions (pictured after the break).
If the sadist in you loves the idea of jamming your pen into this guy’s “holder’, his moaning, groaning and head slamming up/down should amuse you to no end. I just have no explanation for the nose on the poor guy.
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