The Voodoo Pen Holder is not quite as frightening as the Voodoo Knife Holder, but you may have a tough time convincing your HR rep that you have a good reason to keep a set of sharp knives in your cube. Even without the knives, this Voodoo holder should give anyone who is thinking about stealing a pen good reason to prey on someone other than you. Whether they are afraid of a possible Voodoo curse or the mental image of a pen through their head gives them the idea you get violent if your stuff gets stolen, it should push potential thieves to look elsewhere in their search for a proper victim. The holder comes complete with six pens and the stab wounds to hold them.
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This mini recycling bin pen holder will make you look environmentally conscious without having to do a damn thing. If there is one thing that we can all agree on it is that getting credit for doing basically nothing is a beautiful thing.
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The factory workers will have a lot more respect for you as a supervisor if you carry around this Moose Clipboard. And you can double that if you have the matching Moose Pen. It must have something to do with large antlered animals in the workplace.
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These pens cut both ways. On the one hand it is nice to be reminded of expensive beer every time you need to use a pen. On the other hand, you hate to be reminded of the beer you aren’t drinking every time you need to take another phone message. Personally, I don’t think being reminded of beer is ever a bad thing.
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The real question with this Astronaut Pen is what is it’s coolest feature. You have the fact that it is an astronaut, that it is space related and that it is a pen that everyone will covet. Nope. I would have to say it is the button on the base that you can press that will shoot this astronaut pen up to 36 inches high. Not quite escape velocity, but better than your average Bic.
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Giving these Witches Broom Pens as a gift to anyone could be taken in a couple ways. You are either giving them a unique but very cool little gift, or you consider them to be as evil as a witch. Say what you want, but the latter is probably a lot closer to the true reason. Either way, you could probably use one to clean up your desk or those hard to reach areas on your keyboard.
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Any fan of the movie The Hustler would just love to walk into a big meeting and pull out their own cue case. It may be a fraction of the size of the real thing, but that just makes it cooler. Once the case is out you can remove your pool cue pen, sit down and enjoy the admiring looks from all your co-workers as you do nothing but doodle with it.
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With this lightsaber pen you are not just writing your memoirs, you are battling the dark side in order to get your story out. You shouldn’t use an instrument as fine as this to do anything other than work that will benefit the entire universe.
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Don’t be surprised if you see a lot of butt clenching reactions to your new pen when you get to the office. Their immediate worry when you pull this pen out is more about where exactly you plan to put it than what contract you plan to sign. This Thermometer Pen could be a useful motivator if you are in charge of a group of employees.
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