These pens cut both ways. On the one hand it is nice to be reminded of expensive beer every time you need to use a pen. On the other hand, you hate to be reminded of the beer you aren’t drinking every time you need to take another phone message. Personally, I don’t think being reminded of beer is ever a bad thing.
The real question with this Astronaut Pen is what is it’s coolest feature. You have the fact that it is an astronaut, that it is space related and that it is a pen that everyone will covet. Nope. I would have to say it is the button on the base that you can press that will shoot this astronaut pen up to 36 inches high. Not quite escape velocity, but better than your average Bic.
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Giving these Witches Broom Pens as a gift to anyone could be taken in a couple ways. You are either giving them a unique but very cool little gift, or you consider them to be as evil as a witch. Say what you want, but the latter is probably a lot closer to the true reason. Either way, you could probably use one to clean up your desk or those hard to reach areas on your keyboard.
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Any fan of the movie The Hustler would just love to walk into a big meeting and pull out their own cue case. It may be a fraction of the size of the real thing, but that just makes it cooler. Once the case is out you can remove your pool cue pen, sit down and enjoy the admiring looks from all your co-workers as you do nothing but doodle with it.
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With this lightsaber pen you are not just writing your memoirs, you are battling the dark side in order to get your story out. You shouldn’t use an instrument as fine as this to do anything other than work that will benefit the entire universe.
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Don’t be surprised if you see a lot of butt clenching reactions to your new pen when you get to the office. Their immediate worry when you pull this pen out is more about where exactly you plan to put it than what contract you plan to sign. This Thermometer Pen could be a useful motivator if you are in charge of a group of employees.
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Writing can be stressful work. This nice little pen holds an ounce of liquor to ease your pain when writer’s block strikes you. Not only will you get the initial rush as the liquor warms your stomach, but after a few shots you will likely have some all new ideas to get you going again. They may be total gibberish when you proof read your writing the next day, but your immediate crisis will be over.
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I’m not a big fan of the title Quantum of Solace, but I love what I see from the new trailer. There isn’t much in the way of merchandise on the market just yet, but you could get your hands on a promo mug and pen set if you are willing to pay an outrageous price for it. And, iIf you haven’t seen it already, the latest trailer is available after the break.
Impress your colleagues and clients when you whip out this finger shaped pen and ask them to pull on it. The five different fart sounds it generates are guaranteed to delight — not to mention earn you deals and promotions galore.
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A good pen is hard to find, even harder to hold on to. This seller has a whole slew of pens that will be easy to recognize as your own, but I will still bet people will be stealing them right and left. Who wouldn’t want to have writing implements as awesome as the hot dog pen, pizza pen, lipstick pen and many, many more. See a couple more after the break.
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