Who needs TV during a meal when you can just plant these banana salt or pepper shakers in a giant centerpiece that looks like Carmen Miranda’s head, then sit back and watch your guests search for salt salvation while their food gets cold?…That’s entertainment!
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These Mini Martini Salt and Pepper Shakers have the ability to create quite the controversy. Is salt pouring out of the shaker the best use for a shaker or is the lack of a martini coming out an absolute disgrace? It really depends on whether you are a sodium addict or alcoholic.
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Between salt and pepper, pepper always seems to get the short end of the stick. End of the dachsund, in this case.
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The last thing you need when you are getting ready to eat a delicious meal is to be nagged about your salt consumption. A good Ninja is never detected until they want to be, so these Ninja Salt and Pepper shakers may be able to sneak some yummy salt in.
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Instead of salt water shooting out of the whale’s blowhole, you can shoot salt and pepper out of these stoneware whales at your own discretion. No need for the letters “S” and “P” to let you know which is which, the Whale’s colors should be clue enough.
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These salt and pepper shakers offer you a little more spunk when seasoning your meals. If your previous application of salt was not quite up to your standards, just grab the clapboard and signal a new take with the pepper megaphone. With this set you are the director of your own meal.
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Keep that southwestern vibe alive in your house with a chili pepper nightlight. This 4.5″ x 2.5″ x 1.5″ metal light is detailed in honey pinion with a fiery mica finish. Take that with the addition of a blazing 7 watts, and you’re sure to add more spice to a room than a passionate Argentine Tango.
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Throw a couple of bags of cocaine and heroin on your dinner table to keep everyone happy. Luckily for you, there will not be a jail sentence imposed since these are just a pair of salt and pepper shakers. What I haven’t been able to figure out is which one would be the salt and which would be the pepper. And do you need a mirror and razor blade to chop it up before using it? The one thing I am sure of is that these cost about the same as the real thing.
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