perfume


It’s been far too long since I’ve played a tabletop roleplaying game. I miss Saturday nights spent with friends around a crowded table overflowing with caffeinated drinks, Chipotle burritos, and some noxious smelling but delicious chips. The food and drinks were stuffed in between dice, character sheets, pencils, graph paper, and the single calculator that everyone shared. Games would last until the early hours of the next morning, and occasionally I’d let my character suffer an injury so I could crawl into the corner and go to sleep. It was a singular yet familiar environment.

Our friends at Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab have developed a RPG series devoted to gaming night. They are known for blending perfume oils with exacting precision. They take their time and experiment. The end result is bigger than perfume oil—it’s experiences. It’s places. It’s RPG characters. Each person who rubs a BPAL oil into his or her skin will smell something different. That’s partially because of body chemistry and mostly because perfume oils shouldn’t be like a McDonald’s hamburger. They shouldn’t be the same to everyone, and the team at BPAL utilize their skills to customize the experience.

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Church doesn’t have to be all about atonement. Splash on some Perfumes of the Bible and prepare for some sinning later on. All those other congregants will appreciate some Frankincense or Myrrh aroma. If there is one time this may get you some action it is probably on Sunday morning.

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If the ladies want a perfume with a bit of mystery, maybe this Ghost Gift Set will give them what they are looking for. If they are just looking for something to attract men, I think a low cut shirt with a push up bra would be far more effective. It may not even take that much —men are very simple.

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If you have been trying to breed your dogs but it just doesn’t seem to be working, maybe it is their choice of, or lack of, a desirable fragrance. The Sexy Beast dog perfume could change the whole dynamic. When he struts into the kennel wearing this new fragrance, you will have to pry the females away.

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