Perfumes of the Bible
Church doesn’t have to be all about atonement. Splash on some Perfumes of the Bible and prepare for some sinning later on. All those other congregants will appreciate some Frankincense or Myrrh aroma. If there is one time this may get you some action it is probably on Sunday morning.
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Ghost Gift Set
If the ladies want a perfume with a bit of mystery, maybe this Ghost Gift Set will give them what they are looking for. If they are just looking for something to attract men, I think a low cut shirt with a push up bra would be far more effective. It may not even take [...]
Sexy Beast: Dog Perfume
If you have been trying to breed your dogs but it just doesn’t seem to be working, maybe it is their choice of, or lack of, a desirable fragrance. The Sexy Beast dog perfume could change the whole dynamic. When he struts into the kennel wearing this new fragrance, you will have to pry the [...]
