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From Fashionably Geek: The 70’s are over my friend—nobody wants to see a bush that cracks at the belly button anymore. So grab a machete and sort things out down there. After your done, put on this “Shaved” belt buckle and wear it with pride.
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Those Ninja’s have an answer to everything. Typically a Ninja Sword would be used to assassinate their enemy. If that enemy happens to be ear wax, then this miniature sword will be just as lethal. I’ll bet you never knew that Ninjas were so compulsive about hygiene.
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You want a mouth that’s minty fresh right? But what about your other holes? Should you be walking around with an un-fresh bunghole? Hell no!
Give your most fowl smelling orifice the attention it deserves ( nay, demands! ) with Sphincterine Butt Wipes. Each wipe is naturally formulated for a “minty fresh taste”. Sphincterine has even been known to cause a tingling sensation that can last for as long as 30 minutes.
And yes, I did say “minty fresh taste” back there. Apparently Sphincterine is safe to eat. Which means you can feel free to…well, you see where I’m going to go with this.
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