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These mice know whats good for them even if that cat does look cute with its bow and all. It also appears to be more of a kitten than a full grown cat, it would seem those mice would have a chance of taking him. These are all the things you can think about as you ponder life while looking at this sculpture on your mantel. Do you think this cat knows about and adheres to the Geneva Convention?

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I always wondered about some co-workers that kept fish at work. Do they come in every weekend and feed them? With this fish bowl there is no need to worry. You get fish that swim around in the bowl all day looking pretty but without any care needed. If only you could get more stuff that required such little upkeep.

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A cute dog can make anything better. Take the game of dominoes. A good way to kill some time with a fairly simple game. But make the dominoes look like small dalmatians and you have something that is just a little bit better. It is sheer genius to take a spotted dog and make it into a spotted domino. The only downside is that you can’t take hours to set these up and have them topple over in a matter of seconds.

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Dog Stapler

by Jeff Chenkus on March 10, 2008 · 5 comments

in Misc. Weirdness

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The next time you have to do a little stapling, roll up a newspaper and swat this dog’s nose. You may wince a bit as the upper jaw smacks down on the tongue, reminding you of the unfortunate times when you bit your own tongue.

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Doggie Den

by Jeff Chenkus on February 4, 2008 · 0 comments

in Household

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The sellers of the Dogie Den are trying to tell you that this is a nice little table that allows you to keep your pets nearby. That is, if you want your pets in a doggie prison. I am not sure why they need to be locked up to be kept near you, doesn’t that sort of defeat the purpose of having a pet? If this is how you are going to be treating your pet then you need check that cage for shivs on a daily basis.

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Some people seem to attribute just a little too much human personality to their pets. Witness the Dog Wedding Dress with Veil. What possible reason would anyone have to dress their dog up in a wedding dress, with a veil no less? If it is just for the fact that this is also a harness, I can think of a lot simpler harnesses that would do the job. A lot cheaper too.

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