Earth Globe Aquarium With Blue LED Will Freak Out Your Fish
It’s a good thing fish are stupid because I’m sure that they would not find the humor in a miniscule bowl designed to look like the planet Earth. And with that intense blue LED shining down on it every night, your fish will probably be begging for the merciful freedom of a porcelain grave.
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iPhone and Crackberry Addict Pet Bowls
In case you hadn’t noticed, today is the big iPhone 3G launch day. So, are you an iPhone lover that is enjoying the hype or a Crackberry addict that just wants it to go away? Either way, you can force your fanhood on your pets with these unique food bowls. The Crackberry version is pictured [...]
Cardboard Playhouses For Cats That Live For Action, Danger
Some cats are just not content to sit inside all day, lounging around doing nothing. Nope—those types of cats crave action and adventure. If that sounds like your feline friend, one of these cardboard cat playhouses is a must have. The playhouses come unfolded, so if you are the kind of person that is content [...]
Poor Pig Pet Bowl: Poochie Has an Insatiable Thirst For Blood
Each and every day, this poor pig gets devoured by that savage beast you call a dog. As he feasts on the pig’s tender insides, the ribcage is slowly exposed. Gruesome.
Its also hysterical—especially if you have a weiner dog. A detailed image is available after the break.
Take Your Floating Wiener Dog For a Walk
These Walking Dog Balloons put a unique new spin on the whole idea of a virtual pet thanks to their ability to hover above the ground and “walk” when their leash is pulled. Dogs filled with gas have never been so much fun.
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Doody Dangler: Your Dog Will Never Want to Take a Walk Again
Sure, nobody wants to hold a steaming bag of dog crap—but it is a hell of a lot better than having it dangling in your face. That’s exactly the kind of torture that this Doody Dangler subjects your dog to. Basically, the device is nothing more than a fancy clip that secures poop to [...]
Dog Towel Holder
A dog never lets go of a rag he grabs with his mouth, now you can use that to your advantage. Slide the towel into this pup’s mouth and a ball will catch it to hold it. Just pull left or right to remove. The holder has a magnet so a refrigerator or stove would [...]
Taxi Dog Bed
The Taxi Dog Bed may not be the decoration you envisioned in your living room, but your dog will certainly love it. It would appear it would be more conducive to small dogs, a large dog would just be crushing it like Godzilla. Which actually sounds like it could be fun. Hail one of these [...]
Monthly Doos
Celebrate every month with a fresh steaming pile of dog excrement. Does it get any better than this? Not that I have seen yet. Enjoy exotic locales with a little bit of local flavor.
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Nursery Pets: Cutest Thing You’ll See Today
Tired of getting some roses or candy for the loved one when you screw up yet again? I think the Nursery Pet is right up your alley then. The significant other will forgive just about any indiscretion when she see’s the tiny little cat or dog bobbing it’s head and lapping at the milk bottle [...]
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