Nursery Pets: Cutest Thing You’ll See Today
Tired of getting some roses or candy for the loved one when you screw up yet again? I think the Nursery Pet is right up your alley then. The significant other will forgive just about any indiscretion when she see’s the tiny little cat or dog bobbing it’s head and lapping at the milk bottle [...]
Funny Faced Pet Bird Feeders
This awesome little Pet Bird Feeder will amuse those who see it, and probably confuse the hell out of your pets. Not to mention the poor birds that use it. Pick a tree and spend five minutes installing this for endless fun. Maybe not quite endless, but you’ll certainly get enough amusement to justify the [...]
Hermit Crab Pool
I have heard of people having crabs before, but usually they are trying to get rid of them.
I never really thought of keeping a hermit crab as a pet, so I guess I had no idea there was a need for a Hermit Crab Pool. In this case, not only do you get such a [...]
Doggie Driver
Your dog needs exercise, you need to practice your golf swing. Accomplish both with this Doggie Driver. Instead of the lame little plastic launcher, you get a launcher shaped as a driver. Take a nice swing and wait for your pet to retrieve the ball so you can swing again. You will probably be tired [...]
Sexy Beast: Dog Perfume
If you have been trying to breed your dogs but it just doesn’t seem to be working, maybe it is their choice of, or lack of, a desirable fragrance. The Sexy Beast dog perfume could change the whole dynamic. When he struts into the kennel wearing this new fragrance, you will have to pry the [...]
Dog Polo Shirt
I may be alone in this, but it will be a cold day in hell before I ever buy a pet of mine a Polo shirt. For those of you that seem to enjoy this kind of thing ( Paris Hilton comes to mind ) this Polo shirt can make your dog like more of a person. [...]
Horny Bitch Dog Bones
Call me crazy, but I don’t think giving your dog biscuits shaped like penises is such a great idea. It won’t be long before they go after some real tube steak.
Also available in a tits and ass shaped “Horny Hound” variety.
Product Page: Horny Bitch or Horny Hound ( $5.99 )
Chilly Dog Cooling Vest
Your poor, furry dog shouldn’t be out in 100 degree heat with no protection. Rather than just keep him inside all day, get him a little personal air conditioning system. The Chilly Dog cooling vest will keep him cool for up to 2 1/2 hours. Recharge it in ice water in as little as 15 [...]
Pet Fish Soap
Bring a pet fish back to your house in a plastic bag, and this one won’t be dead before you get it there. Each bag contains a plastic fish encased in a clear, glycerin based soap. Keep it in the bag to surprise your overnight visitors when they pop in for a quick shower. It [...]
Mutt-ini: Pet’s Cocktail Time
The Mutt-ini is a beautiful thing. You can treat your dog at cocktail time with it’s own martini glass food dish, cocktail napkin placemat, olive squeeze toy and shaker treat jar. The “It’s been a Ruff Day” written around the base of the martini glass is a bit corny, but the set will make him [...]
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