Indulge your inner zombie by cracking a skull and eating brains for breakfast. It won’t take much imagination on your part when you use this lifelike, pewter skull egg cup. Not for the squeamish, particularly that early in the morning.
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Someone that owns a bar as classy as Moe’s Tavern is probably who you want to trust your wine opening chores to. On the other hand, the man owns a dive and knows nothing about classy drinks—but he does look a lot more interesting than your average corkscrew. Use the hands with full mugs to give you some leverage to sink that corkscrew in. When done, place him back on his body and leave the pewter representation of him on your counter. All wine aficionados should have such good taste to have this nice an opener.
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Getting ready to join a lodge? You’ll fit right in when you take your shots out of a glass that has a pewter animal head attached to it. You can choose from a Bull, Bear, Moose, Deer or Rhinoceros that will balance on their nose, ears and horns when flipped. The product page says they can also be used as candle holders, paperweights or simply decoration. No doubt putting a vanilla scented candle in one of these babies will distract you from the wood paneled walls, stains and darkness that define the lodge experience.
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A gift for someone who has everything? I would put money on the fact that they do not have a Pewter Saltine. And of course they need one.
They are careful to note that the product is sold as a single cracker, if you want to make a house of saltines you will need to buy 15 of them, by my count.
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