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This 2 x 3 phone, keys, wallet rug will help you remember the holy trinity of items you’re supposed to have in your possession before you walk out the door. Remembering now will prevent a heated “where were you when I needed you?” conversation with these items later on.
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Between cell phones, Skype and online chatting, there is very little use left for the old fashioned telephone. The magnetic clips on this retro designed phone will hold any type of note or message and the phone cord keeps the handset from getting separated from the base. The poor little telephone has come down a long way from when it was an indispensable item in every home.
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Despite the fact that toddlers can have their own cellphones now, landlines have still not completely died out. Under most circumstances, I find this to be a complete waste of money—but if you have one of these Duracell phones it’s excusable (until they make a Skype version that is). Also available in photo flim and Coca Cola versions (pictured after the break).
You probably get excited when you get a phone call that is not from a telemarketer. Tigger, on the other hand, gets excited for every call. No matter who is on the other end of the ringing line, Tigger will bounce up and down, wave and sing to let you know you have an incoming call. If only there were any possible reason for you to be so excited.
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In the real world the President wouldn’t trust you with advice on what to eat for lunch much less advice about running the nation. But with this working hotline phone, at least you will seem important to your friends.
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As you might have guessed, the Fart’n Phone features a farting sound ringer that is sure to “amaze your friends” and “shock your family.” Fortunately, this feature can be turned off when there is company in the house and, more importantly, when dinner is on the table. Plus, it is hearing aid compatible so when ass is being ripped, even Grandpa can answer the call.
Throw in a Fart Clock, and you can really cover your ass (literally) in any embarrassing situation.
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