pickles

bacon squeezins water bottle

Forget water or Gatorade, a true athlete knows that the best way to stay hydrated is to bring a bottle full of bacon squeezins, pickle brine or robot monkey banana juice to the gym.  It gives you the energy you need to really achieve that slim and trim figure you always wanted (and all of that puking doesn’t hurt either). A gallery of these unique stainless steel bottles is available after the break.

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Why throw your pickle down a hallway when you can shoot it? This pickle-pult will send screaming kosher dills hurtling through the air with a simple pull of the trigger. It’s fun, but it could lead to some awkward intimate moments with your promiscuous lady friend.

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