piggy bank

You know the sound of coins clinking together? That’s the only beat you will hear from these piggy bank headphones. But, let me tell you, that is music to my ears.

Sure, it’s like five pennies rattling around, but still…

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You want your money back eh? Well prepare for battle because this piggy bank isn’t going down without a fight. The chainmail will protect against hammer blows, so the only strategy that’s left is to hand to hoof combat.

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This piggy bank captures the very second that the hammer hits it before it shatters. Save your money in it knowing that you could take it all out with a single, well struck blow with a hammer. Of course after purchasing it you may have no pennies left to save.

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Toss a few coins down the piggy’s gullet and watch him count it as it goes down his throat. His constantly open mouth will always remind you that he is hungry for more of your loose change.

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Pretty simple concept here. Just follow the advice this computer key gives you and  save all your pennies. You know that doing what your computer keys tell you won’t lead you wrong. My own keyboard must be defective because I can’t find a SAVE key anywhere.

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