Forever alone? Cthulhu will keep you company while keeping you warm. He’s 4-feet of cuddly terror stuffed with poly fill and wrapped in fleece.
Product Page ($55)
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Nothing says “stalker” like cuddling with a pillow adorned with the face of your object of desire. Whether you’re obsessed with yourself, a pet or “a friend”, you can upload a photo of their face to PillowMob and have it turned into a creepy custom pillow head. You can even offer your pillow to strangers by making it available on the product site, which will earn a buck for the charity of your choice.
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I’ll have to recommend this velvet D20 napping pillow to Amy for the next time she pulls an all-night D&D session.
Product Page ($29.99)
Fans of Okami and the sequel Okamiden can adopt their very own Chibiterasu in either pillow or plushie form. Though if given the choice I would go for the pillow because its really a pillow/plush hybrid. All you have to do is unhook the base and it folds out into a Chibiterasu pillow for napping.
Both items are pre-orders set to ship in April 2011.
You couldn’t lose a remote control embedded into a pillow right? Clearly, Brookstone was so captivated by the potential convenience of a pillow remote, that they completely forgot how utterly asinine the idea actually is.
Then again, when there doesn’t seem to be anything on TV you can play a game of chance by initiating a pillow fight with the closest person around you and let the channels fall where they may. Dammit, C-Span again!
Product Page ($30 via The Awesomer)
The iCushion has one bit of functionality that the real iPhone does not—it’s a lot more comfortable to sleep on.
When you need to leave someone a Post-it note, you put it in a place that person is likely to notice right? What if that person happens to be extremely lazy? Then, the best place to leave a message would undoubtedly be on a pillow so it’s the first thing they see when they open their eyes at 1pm.
In this case, no Post-its are necessary. Just write directly on the pillow with the included marker and erase with a little water.
Product Page (€18 or $24)
Straight from the annals of “Now why didn’t I think of that?” comes this common sense pillow that allows arm sleepers to enjoy a snooze without being greeted by a numb limb in the morning. The pillow is made from memory foam and features a “center groove and a recessed front edge that let you fully extend your arm without it having to support the weight of your head and neck.” In addition, it also sports an absurd price tag.
Now they need to come up with a discreet pillow for people who like to sleep in classrooms utilizing the “school desk position”. Many a time I have woken up to the sound of my name being called with two sleepy arms and a giant red spot on my forehead.
Product Page: ($99 via Coolest Gadgets)
The Moonlight cushion lights up and changes colors due to an internal light source. So for $37 you can watch your pillow perform a light show, or for the cost of a drop of acid, you can watch the same thing. You gotta’ check the market and see which is a better deal, I can’t do all the work for you.
It was a really nice day out yesterday, so I went for a jog after work at a local park. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best idea considering the fact that my allergies are killing me today. All I want to do is take a nap, and this Game Boy pillow is tempting me with its fluffy softness. No doubt I would dream of the many hours I spent playing Castlevania and baseball on long car rides as a child.
