This spanking ruler will get you one step closer to living your ultimate sexual fantasy: having a bunch of nuns smack your ass into submission while you wear a ball gag and leather chaps. Then afterwards you can have a violent recuperation by resting your sore buttcheeks on the cat fight pillow pictured after the break… That’s relief!
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Sleeping and sex can feel like a chore when you have writer, poet and tortured soul Edgar Allan Poe staring at you from this pillow all night long. But what the hell? As long as he’s there, why not put a whistle around his neck and let him act as your official “sex ref”? Just take the bored expression as an invitation to wow him.
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This comfortable pillow has a handy carrying strap so you can drag it anywhere you need to go to get some rest. The contrast between the fluffy pillow it is and the brick wall it looks like makes it interesting enough that you will want to carry it all over the place. It may also discourage other slackers who don’t get close enough to realize it isn’t really made of brick.
Product Page ($65)
My guess is that these ceramic heads on pillows are intended as some mystical way to achieve pleasant dreams, but their creepiness suggests that placing them in your bedroom would most likely result in nightmares.
Product Page ($60)
If you are going to have a few pretty women pillow fighting, why not make it a sanctioned bout with these Pillow Fight Pillow Cases? The idea of feathers flying may make for good theater, but a couple of boxing glove themed pillow cases make it twice as fun. It may make it twice as brutal as well, but only the contestants can decide how nasty it gets.
Product Page (£14.99, about $22)
Bring breakdancing into the 21st century with this “breakin” silhouette pillow’s “clean and modern look”. Translation: all the moves without the dated clothing, music, hairstyles or the super depressing flashdance association.
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Snuggling up with a comfortable pillow is one of the most relaxing things you can do. I am not so sure that this 4 foot Rattlesnake Pillow will enhance that experience. As comfortable as it may be, waking up to a 4 foot snake is going to give you a jolt no matter what. There is a Giant Catfish version as well. I am not sure that is really much better.
Product Page ($9.99 to $19.99)
Whether you are trying to keep someone from taking your seat or just looking for ultimate comfort, this cotton bomb pillow has it all. Just pick the spot you want to sit, lay this pillow down and when you return your seat should still be available. Some may not really think it is a real bomb but will avoid taking the seat just in case. 100 Tons of explosives has that effect.
Product Page ($35)
Soft boobs that you can snuggle up to and listen to your iPod with? Is this the most perfect product ever? Sweet, sweet dreams will be running around in your head while it comfortably rests on the best cushioning known to man.
Product Page (£14.95, about $23)
These pillowcases will give those that are trying to wake you up a quick scare. The effect is doubled with the use of both cases. They get what they deserve for trying to get you up before you are damn good and ready.
There are a couple more fun and interesting pillow case designs after the break. Angel and Devil as well as Noise Pollution. All are good, somewhat clean fun.
