When you need to leave someone a Post-it note, you put it in a place that person is likely to notice right? What if that person happens to be extremely lazy? Then, the best place to leave a message would undoubtedly be on a pillow so it’s the first thing they see when they open their eyes at 1pm.
In this case, no Post-its are necessary. Just write directly on the pillow with the included marker and erase with a little water.
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Straight from the annals of “Now why didn’t I think of that?” comes this common sense pillow that allows arm sleepers to enjoy a snooze without being greeted by a numb limb in the morning. The pillow is made from memory foam and features a “center groove and a recessed front edge that let you fully extend your arm without it having to support the weight of your head and neck.” In addition, it also sports an absurd price tag.
Now they need to come up with a discreet pillow for people who like to sleep in classrooms utilizing the “school desk position”. Many a time I have woken up to the sound of my name being called with two sleepy arms and a giant red spot on my forehead.
Product Page: ($99 via Coolest Gadgets)
The Moonlight cushion lights up and changes colors due to an internal light source. So for $37 you can watch your pillow perform a light show, or for the cost of a drop of acid, you can watch the same thing. You gotta’ check the market and see which is a better deal, I can’t do all the work for you.
It was a really nice day out yesterday, so I went for a jog after work at a local park. In hindsight, that probably wasn’t the best idea considering the fact that my allergies are killing me today. All I want to do is take a nap, and this Game Boy pillow is tempting me with its fluffy softness. No doubt I would dream of the many hours I spent playing Castlevania and baseball on long car rides as a child.
This floppy disk throw pillow is a metaphor for life. He’s obsolete, but look at that smile on his face. Of course, his memory could be gone and he thinks he’s living in some sort of fantasy world where floppy disks still rule the Earth. I’m sure that’s what we would all like to go out thinking.
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If you’re looking to be creeped-the-f@#k-out by your girlfriend, I suggest you get her the Robert Pattinson manllow: half man, half pillow. Even though Valentine’s Day is over, it’s never to late to have a sociopath girlfriend who sleeps with the dismembered bodies of her favorite celebrities…right? On that note, here’s another perfect pillow for your girlfriend.
This pillow with sewn-in gloves is designed for kids, but I’m sure it would be great for anyone feeling a bit sleepy and/or chilly. Plus it looks like to be a sure-gripped hug substitute.
Cozy up with the red planet thanks to the huggable planet Mars. Features detailed cartography: up to 400 places are labeled, including the landing spots of the Spirit and Opportunity rovers.
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This spanking ruler will get you one step closer to living your ultimate sexual fantasy: having a bunch of nuns smack your ass into submission while you wear a ball gag and leather chaps. Then afterwards you can have a violent recuperation by resting your sore buttcheeks on the cat fight pillow pictured after the break… That’s relief!
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Sleeping and sex can feel like a chore when you have writer, poet and tortured soul Edgar Allan Poe staring at you from this pillow all night long. But what the hell? As long as he’s there, why not put a whistle around his neck and let him act as your official “sex ref”? Just take the bored expression as an invitation to wow him.
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