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condom-pillow

I’ve got to hand it to the person that makes these condom pillows by hand—the attention to detail is extraordinary. Not only does it look like a condom wrapper on the outside, the inside features a “happy condom” hand-printed pattern and two pockets—one as a storage area for actual condoms, and the other for an oversized fabric novelty condom. Maybe, in time, she will consider a ribbed version for massaging my back. Hit the jump for a gallery of images.

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If your man notices dinner more than you, it’s time to dispense with the lingerie and silk sheets and use food to get that bastard’s attention. How about picking up these  ”made for each other” pillows made from Eco-Felt and becoming sex meat in a giant PB&J sandwich?

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If you happen to be graduating during the winter session this year, a graduation cap-shaped pillow is a great way to treasure the memory of your classmates and the good times you shared. Enjoy it now, because it’s all downhill from here.

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If there was ever a pillow that a mechanic could cuddle with, these VW Beetle and Mini versions would be it. Both feature realistic sounds and headlights that can be activated at the push of a button. The Mini version is pictured after the break.

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The same guys that brought us the OS X Icon pillow collection have a new collection of “Finder” icon-themed pillows for Halloween. Pick your favorite from “Count Macula”, “Spooker”, Mac-o-Lantern and “Finderstein.” They also have a new series of “Chat It Up” pillows that should be available soon. Images and details are available after the break.

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Edamame are baby soybeans in the pod that are boiled and salted as appetizers. It’s delicious—I highly recommend them. However, I cannot give the same endorsement to a giant edamame body pillow. It’s not tasty—and it is definitely a little crazy.

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Unfortunately, the Brass Knuckles Pillow is filled with cotton, not brass. My hope was that it would give you a serious edge in a pillow fight.

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Until someone decides to make a dedicated toilet pillow, these pass out pillow covers will have to do the job.

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Squishy pillows shaped like your favorite breakfast cereals are certainly amusing, but my favorite brand seems to be MIA. I can’t take sleep on Cheerios! Give me a nap on some Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries. And if cereal isn’t your thing for breakfast, check out these alternatives.

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I dig these Breakfast Pillows—although something tells me I would have frequent nightmares involving Mrs. Butterworth.

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