Yoga is healthy for the mind and body—but for drug hardcore addicts, “down dog” usually takes place in an alley for cash. Encourage healthier habits during the recovery process with the Plank Pill Yoga mat. The pills on the mat aren’t real, but in their weakened state they will be working up a sweat trying to scoop them up anyway.
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It may look like a large pill bottle, but this unique container is actually a cocktail shaker. Either way, the medicine inside will cure what ails you. It may also have some nasty side effects as you can see in the gallery after the break.
Since nobody can make it through the day anymore without popping a pill or two to relieve even the most minor discomfort, the Help Shop is offering you packs of sleep aids, allergy medication and ibuprofen among other things in what is surely a type of candy store for the aging. They’re even labeled according to symptom in order to gain quick access to your vice. Additional products are pictured after the break.
The use of performance enhancing drugs is a problem in any sport, but we may have to start testing at the office. Could executives be juicing to give themselves the edge in the boardroom with a stronger, more masculine handshake?
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