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If the thought of playing ping pong by yourself is appealing, check out this iPong table tennis trainer, which will hold up to 110 balls and fire them at you with different types of spin.

“Underspin (where the bottom of the ball rotates away from the player, requiring a chopping stroke to return); Topspin (where the top of the ball rotates away from the player); and a challenging Heavy Topspin (high rpm rotation that must be returned with a controlled downward stroke).”

However, since you’ll have 110 balls to pick up afterwards, it would probably be cool to have a ping pong ball roomba to accompany this thing.

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The Puma chalk table is a handmade ping pong table with a ceramic surface that allows it to function like a chalkboard. That means you can easily keep score when playing games—including games that involve beer. Hell, you can even trash talk your opponent with it. Put it in a college dorm and I guarantee it will be covered with a giant wang inside 5 minutes.

The Puma table isn’t just a concept either. It was unveiled at the Conran Shop today for $3900.

Product Page ($3900 via Cool Hunting)

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This ping pong paddle will help you make sure you are looking your best while annihilating the competition. Made from a real paddle, the rubber on one side has been replaced with an acrylic mirror. Also useful to direct light into your opponent’s eyes at a critical point in the game.

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Rainwater is the least of this spider’s worries—he has been nabbed by kids who intend to use him as a projectile for their ping pong paddles that double as a slingshot. He appears to be smiling, but that’s just because spiders are stupid. He has no idea about the horrors that await him.

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Ping Pong! Yeeeaaaaahhhh! This antique-inspired tin toy captures all the thrills of high-speed competitive ping pong. Wind it up and watch the match come to life.

Product Page ($13)