Where has this pirate been sailing? Off the cost of islands that were once a-bomb test sites? When you have more eyes than teeth, it’s probably a good sign that you should set sail for new lands.
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If I didn’t know better, this Pirate Ship Shade would make it seem like I was being attacked by the ghost ship in that old Garfield Halloween special. Video after the break.
From Fashionably Geek: Pirating the high seas has certainly changed thanks to the iPhone and Google. Unfortunately, the iPhone design and software isn’t very hook-friendly.
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Everyone knows that pirates had a lot of treasure to bury, so it is safe to say that they know a thing or two about beaches. It’s a little known historical fact, but they would often use these excursions as an excuse to put on some flip flops, drink a daiquiri or two and toss around the old skull and crossbones beach ball.
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This clear pirate skull mug lights up with four bright blue LEDs when lifted off of the table, and stops when set back down. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your freaky, glowing cup.
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This Kracken wraps itself around unfortunate ships and cold beers. Its a freakish, mythical sea monster that you can really use.
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If you thought the Space Shuttle Bunk Bed was cool, get a load of these custom made Pirate Ship Themed Beds. Features included a play “aft” deck with working helm, forward deck with sail, walking plank, four cannons, wooden anchor, working brass portholes, wake up brass bell (optional), captain’s quarters in twin or double full, and first mate’s quarters (optional). Hell, I’m a grown man and I would sleep in one of these. Gallery after the break.
Now here is a dumbass toy that will be amusing for a minute or two. Using your “happy baby” inscribed infrared light gun, you can drop this pirate’s pants with one good shot on his belt. He seems to enjoy it too, because he lets out a cackle when he drops trou (pirate foreplay). Check out a video of the toy in action after the break.
At first glance, a set of finger puppets with swords and hooks on the end doesn’t seem to make much sense. But think of all the stupid fun kids can have when they engage in a tiny swordfight.
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