From That’s Nerdalicious… With such a perfect design for the job, it was just a matter of time before the USS Enterprise became a pizza cutter. They should have done this with the real thing, then see what happens when Romulans attack!
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Continuing with our review series on the prizes you can win in our Nerdy Mega Prize Pack giveaway from Stupid.com, we have the Pizza Boss 3000. Unless, for some reason, you like to slice your pizza with a machete, chainsaw, or Guillotine, this is the most masculine pizza cutter you will find anywhere.
Steady Eddie puts his life on the line every time he rides across the molten cheese abyss on his bladed unicycle of doom.
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If you have tried a circular saw to cut your pizza and you still have trouble, the Chainsaw Pizza Cutter should take care of anything you can throw at it. Extra cheese or a meat lovers pie will crumble under the power of this slicer. And nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.
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The Pizza Pro 3000 makes quick work of any crust, cheese, toppings and fingers that get in its way. It’s not actually a real working saw, but it is definitely masculine. Seriously, I would have to wear flannel and grow a beard just for pizza night. I have my fingers crossed for a chainsaw version from Fred next year. An additional image is available after the break.
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