Your guests will understand that you have a disturbing dedication to your lip hair when you have a handlebar mustache napkin ring/place card/chalkboard identifying their seat. Of course, that’s only if all the other mustache related products and photos of Wyatt Earp and Taft didn’t tip them off first.
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These vampire teeth are useful for holding place cards and are not the type of things most people should steal. They can take their chances trying to hide a set of fangs on them if they choose, but I know I would never take a chance like that. Maybe that is just what the fangs want you to do so they can get you alone.
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