placemats

Airplane Food PlacematsOr play with both using these “Airplane Food” placemats. Now you’ll have fifty 15″ x11.5″ fold-and-fly airplanes in five different designs that can be used to deliver a payload of french fries across the dinner table or for target practice when you attempt to drop a condiment payload directly in the center of your awaiting hamburger patty. Guaranteed to annoy.

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Have someone special coming over for dinner this weekend? Remember that presentation is key. So after you have slaved over a hot microwave preparing a classy lean cuisine meal, go the extra mile and impress her with these M&M’s vinyl placemats. Cap that fine meal off with a bottle of Thunderbird, and it is smooth sailin’ to the bedroom my friend.

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I don’t think about placemats very often, but these are something different. Each one has a character made entirely of items found in the kitchen. Each mat has a very different looking face on it, you should be able to match each to a family member’s personality. Food should be fun and these placemats will help keep your sense of humor in the right place.

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