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You may hate books, but it’s still possible to own some that won’t teach you a thing and serve a purpose other than hiding flasks; like in this case, where they serve as planters. However, you’ll want to have a green thumb for these otherwise they’re just going to end up as plant coffins.
Product Page: (6,300-10,500Yen, or about $71.07 – $118.45)
If you asked people whether they would ever be interested in owning a ceramic screaming baby head that they could use as a planter, most would probably say something like: “Of course not, what the hell are you smoking?” But for those who are all about having bizarre shit in their homes, we present this currently sold out piece of botanical weirdness.
Product Page: (Sold Out)
If you’ve ever tried to breastfeed your plants, it may be time to admit that you have a serious garden coddling problem. Why not channel all that extra energy into playing Tetris with their tetromino shaped pots? After awhile you may even forget there was anything growing in them; which means you’ll finally stop killing your plants with kindness and see those Perennials through to adulthood; or possibly subject them to Tetris induced neglect. Eh, it’s a start.
Product Page: (Price available upon request)
These porcelain eggling planters not only form an artistic ode to composting, but prove that inspiration for a product can be drawn from almost anything. There’s money to be made, people. If you had examined your compost heap in a creative manner, that cool $10.50 could have been in your pocket.
Product Page: ($10.50)
Add a little color and some flowers to your desk while increasing your USB peripheral capacity. The Tulip Hub gives you four connections in a package that looks like a small window box of flowers. Even if you aren’t excited about the idea of flowers on your desk, maybe your co-workers would be less likely to steal these over a traditional hub.
Product Page ($22)
You may never be able to use your penis as a weapon or maintain a 50 to 200 year erection, but Duster D can. These planters are made from scratch, stand 12” tall and also have customizable hair and beard color, clothing, and even tattoos. You can turn Duster D into a stallion with a wang several feet long, or subject him to a life of shame with a pecker that’s less than an inch, all depending on the type of cactus you use. So increase your self-esteem or one-up nature, the choice is yours.
Product Page (From $29.99)
