
The “Personal Hammer and Stake” is a bizarre wooden creation from the folks at WoodMarvels. Made up of several thin layers of plywood and personalized for the user, this hammer and stake set can be mounted close by in case of a vampire emergency.
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After a long trip through the universe, fatigue caused this alien to misjudge the teleportation path and become embedded in the wall of a rural farmhouse. The mission was peaceful, but his disappearance has angered his comrades and sent a shockwave of fear through the authorities here on Earth. Inadvertently, one dumbass alien triggers all out interplanetary war.
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