If you didn’t use so much data, maybe we wouldn’t have these network clogs all the damn time! I mean, you know this AT&T model doesn’t flush so well!
Yes, it’s a tiny plunger and it holds up your iPhone. Why? I haven’t the slightest idea.
Product Page ($6/Arriving in August via ChipChick)

Leaving your average plunger next to your toilet just advertises the fact that you blow that thing up on a regular basis. These plungers will do the same job of getting your toilet functioning again while all your guests think you are athletic. The advantage to the baseball-themed plunger is that if the toilet isn’t cooperating, that bat in your hand may come in awfully handy.
Product Page ($48)