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Send a clear message to those bastards who keep mucking your cards by putting this middle finger card guard on top of your next worthy hand. Not only will it protect your cards, but it will offer a hearty “f-ck you” to anyone you choose simply by aiming it toward them and pressing on the already offensive finger. Brilliant.
Product Page ($9.50)
Each card in these standard 52 card decks features macabre illustrations to go along with a fact or a statistic about why you should not smoke or do drugs. Apparently, the manufacturer felt that becoming a gambling addict is a small price to pay to kick your nasty chemical dependencies. Available in Life, Death on Drugs or Death on Cigarettes versions.
Product Page ($5 per deck, bulk pricing available)
As I am sure you have heard, The Dark Knight opens today. While it may technically be all about Batman, we all know that Heath Ledger’s Joker is going to steal the show. Speaking of stealing, you can use this Joker Poker set to take money from friends and strangers alike. While they are mesmerized by the 54 prop replica Joker cards, the second 54 card deck defaced by the Joker, the Joker-themed 100 piece chip set and the slick black aluminum carrying case, you can cheat to win.
Product Page ($84—August pre-order)
