
Put him next to your neighbors car! Put him in your front yard to deter speeders and thieves! Take him to the front door of your friend that smokes a lot of weed, ring the doorbell and run! The fun you can have with a 6-foot cardboard cutout of a police officer is endless.
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These Crime Scene Bandages will take some heat off your clumsiness. That scraped elbow will no longer be from you tripping over your own two feet, it is because you are the victim of a crime. And the crime scene bandage proves it.
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Is this a bag to use at a costume party, or just one that can be secured to yourself with handcuffs? I personally much prefer the security answer. Just don’t get the keys for the bag mixed up with all your other handcuff keys, it could make for an uncomfortable permanent attachment.
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