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Matryoshka dolls or nesting / stacking dolls consist of a wooden figures that fit one inside the other—a Russian tradition that dates back to 1890. Famous politicians have always been a popular subject, which is why an Obama-themed version should come as no surprise. The hand-painted designs even incorporate folk-art touches for added authenticity.
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From Fashionably Geek: As many of you have heard, Sarah Palin is an NRA member and an avid hunter. Here we see her after bagging the wily and elusive Democratic Donkey. What you don’t see is the aftermath where she goes in face first, tearing at the flesh with her teeth like a starving animal. With blood dripping from her mouth, she celebrates the kill by howling at the moon.
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From Fashionably Geek: Having trouble deciding who to vote for in the upcoming Presidential election? Maybe it is time to throw your support behind a candidate you can truly believe in. All of your favorite Star Wars characters are in the running and they have a full line of campaign merchandise from shirts and mousepads, to bumper stickers and mugs available for purchase. It’s not like they need the money though. Seriously, a Star Wars-backed campaign would probably be the most well-funded in history.
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They say you should never talk politics—especially at the dinner table. Now you can let your beef do the campaigning for you thanks to these political party steak branding irons. For example, if you are a die hard Democrat, invite your Republican friends over and serve them the best steak of their lives—branded with the donkey of course. With any luck, from that point forward they will forever associate your party with delicious, juicy beef products.
And if that doesn’t work, just brand em’ in the ass.
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I don’t know about you, but when it comes to poseable action figures, my first thought is “hey, let’s make em’ hump.” Then again, I’m immature. If you are the same way you will get a kick out of these Political Posers featuring the likes of George and Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, Uncle Sam, John and Jackie Kennedy, Ronald Regan, and Benjamin Franklin. They even threw Jesus in there for good measure. Collect em’ all and create the most bizarre diorama ever.
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I don’t care if you are a Democrat or Republican, you have to he pretty disillusioned with our government. Take matters into your own hands with the Pinhead Voodoo Dolls. They have one for each party. Throw a couple pins in and see if you can straighten this government, because nothing else seems to be working.
If you choose to use your powers to better the world outside of America, there are numerous choices: Kim Jong-iL, Osama Bin Laden, Fidel Castro and plenty more. Choose wisely.
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