Poop Frame: For Those on Your Sh*t List
If you enjoy gross, demented or sick products, the Poop Frame one would seem to fit into all three categories. You would have to be a bit demented yourself if you wanted to display this in your house. Unfortunately, I think it has no chance of being put in your office unless you are already [...]
Tasmanian Devil Dump Paperweight: What is Going on in Australia?
We thought the Kangaroo nutsack pouches were bad, but a paperweight featuring a steaming loaf pinched by a young Tasmanian devil really takes the cake. I don’t know what the hell is going on in Australia, but their novelty gift industry is seriously f*cked up. Speaking of that, if you ever thought your job sucked, [...]
The Toilet Brush of The Dammed
What better way to honor the dead than to hollow out their skull for use as a toilet brush holder? “Oh Grandpa! We miss you so much! (Sob)…Hang on. I have a dingleberry to deal with then I’m going to need your help.”
Made of pre-painted cold cast resin.
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Doody Dangler: Your Dog Will Never Want to Take a Walk Again
Sure, nobody wants to hold a steaming bag of dog crap—but it is a hell of a lot better than having it dangling in your face. That’s exactly the kind of torture that this Doody Dangler subjects your dog to. Basically, the device is nothing more than a fancy clip that secures poop to [...]
Toilet Shaped Plant Holder For the Caring Nurturer
They say that talking to your plants helps them grow—which implies that plants have some sort of consciousness (and maybe even feelings). So, what kind of message are you sending when you pot your plant in a toilet? You might as well water it with your urine.
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BBQ Some TP for Your Bunghole
I’m not entirely sure what is going on here, but from what I can gather you can separate the pig and use the rotisserie as a toilet paper holder. Still with me? Ok…the flame underneath will “cook” the pig and the tp with a glowing blue, yellow or red flame. Since the pig halves are [...]
The Cat Dropping a Deuce in the Toilet Statue Can Really Bring a Room Together
Wow. Even I think this is product is over the top —and I’ve seen some shit in my day. Put it next to your beloved tickle sculpture and the neighbors will be at your doorstep with torches in no time.
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Insta-Poop: Looks Soft and Real!
Insta-Poop gives you quality turds right when you need them. Just shake and spray for a loaf you can be proud of. It makes for a great gag, but it would be even better if it were edible. Think about it.
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Pee and Poo Dolls Teach Kids, Entertain Immature Adults
What better way to teach kids about the mysteries of #1 and #2 than through these cuddly representations of Poo and Pee? It may be a good idea to supplement the potty training experience with a word on the benefits of proper hydration however. The extremely yellow”Mr. Pee” here could be indicative of a [...]
