Squeaking Poop Shaped Chew Toy
The things that some dogs will eat pretty much grosses me out, but if you can’t beat them join them. I would rather my dog go around chewing on this Squeaking Poop Shaped Chew Toy than the real thing. That I will listen to the damn dog squeaking poop for hours on end tells you [...]
Toilet Tunes: A Urine Soaked Dance Party
Just attach this Toilet Tunes device to the bottom of your toilet lid and let the soothing musical sounds caress your bowels into action. The product site also suggests that these sounds could also be used to mask any unpleasant noises. Nice.
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The Turds Collection: Dumb Sh*t
When is turd humor not funny? Never as far as I am concerned. I am thinking this is a perfect gift for that know-it-all older brother. It will perfectly illustrate the difference in how he sees himself and how others see him.
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Poop Themed Notes Hanger: Eh?
Why the hell someone would want a five cent chain attached to two plush pieces of shit is beyond me. But there is definitely a lesson to be learned here for any aspiring entrepreneur. People will buy ANYTHING.
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Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit
Those damn birds. They poop all the friggin’ time. Worse yet, they poop on your nice clean car. Be prepared with the Grumpy Girl Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit.
Each kit features a spray bottle of water, cleaning fluid, shop towels, ziploc bags, cleaner wax, a microfiber sponge, and antibacterial hand wipes - in short, everything [...]
Mr. Toilet Plush
What better toy for your kids to cuddle up to than a crapper with a face? None that I can think of that’s for sure.
A character from Pants Pancrow, a children’s television show on Japan’s NHK, this plush Mr. Toilet is another delightfully odd asian import. He measures a regal 9″ tall and about 7″ [...]
Cow Pie Clock: Dropped In Utah
According to the product site, these Cow Pie Clocks were “organically grown” and “dropped in Utah.” That’s right, these clocks are made from actual cow shit.
And if that wasn’t funny enough, check out the picture of the crazy looking chick holding one of these clocks after the break - it’s priceless. She has this look [...]
The Dog Ate My Homework: Here’s The Proof!
If you have ever tried the old “my dog ate my homework” routine, then you are familiar with the sting of failure. However, with this fun little product, you might succeed where so many other lazy morons have failed.
As you can see, “The Dog Ate My Homework” looks like actual dog shit complete with chunks [...]
