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WaterAid wants to raise awareness about the 2.6 billion people in the world who don’t have toilets. What better way to drive that point home than terrorizing people with a giant R/C turd? You’ll also be serenaded by music with in-time fart accompaniment. Check out the video after the break.
Although the sight of an inflatable will most likely give way to fond memories of beach vacations and sexual relief, few realize that they can also serve a myriad of other purposes. They can point out nerds, exploit a tragedy, waist natural resources and terrorize your town in the form of a giant rolling turd. Next time you throw a party or go to a sporting event, dispense with the traditional beach ball and consider employing one of these 10 baffling inflatables instead.
Real fossilized dinosaur poop is branded as educational, but it will probably teach your kids more about off-color jokes than anything else. Then, before you know it, he’s in his early 30′s writing blogs that prominently feature poop-related products. It’s a slippery slope.
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It’s like a more realistic Mr. Hanky. Yeah, this is a horrible gift, but it could be worse. Take solace in knowing that the person who gave it to you could have easily put a little Santa hat on an actual turd.
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As this mousepad illustrates, the combination of polonium, oxygen and phosphorous is a force to be reckoned with.
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In these uncertain financial times, you want a bank that you can trust. Poop is there for you with the industry leading protection that only a mound of feces can provide. Just step up, make a deposit, and watch your money grow. You’ll feel five pounds lighter.
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Now it’s not enough to simply prank someone with fake dog poop. The new breed of prankster demands poop with an artistic flair or, in this case, poop that provides 2x the insult power. Some additional examples are available after the break.
Better to have your dog chew on the Mr. Poops dog toy than to go out and bring back the real thing. This squeak toy comes packaged appropriately poking his head up out of a toilet seat. Sort of like a sacrificed Mr. Hankey.
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What are the aerodynamic properties of plastic poop? Will anyone ever play frisbee with you again? These questions and more can be answered for only $4.
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