It’s like a more realistic Mr. Hanky. Yeah, this is a horrible gift, but it could be worse. Take solace in knowing that the person who gave it to you could have easily put a little Santa hat on an actual turd.
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As this mousepad illustrates, the combination of polonium, oxygen and phosphorous is a force to be reckoned with.
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Look closely, that’s a rocket with a nipple on it—a rocket boob. And that’s a poop rocket right next to it. Seriously, my mind is blown at the absurdity of this. On the plus side, these stress toys should be quite effective. I don’t know how you can even look at them without laughing.
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In these uncertain financial times, you want a bank that you can trust. Poop is there for you with the industry leading protection that only a mound of feces can provide. Just step up, make a deposit, and watch your money grow. You’ll feel five pounds lighter.
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Now it’s not enough to simply prank someone with fake dog poop. The new breed of prankster demands poop with an artistic flair or, in this case, poop that provides 2x the insult power. Some additional examples are available after the break.
Better to have your dog chew on the Mr. Poops dog toy than to go out and bring back the real thing. This squeak toy comes packaged appropriately poking his head up out of a toilet seat. Sort of like a sacrificed Mr. Hankey.
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What are the aerodynamic properties of plastic poop? Will anyone ever play frisbee with you again? These questions and more can be answered for only $4.
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Wow…just wow. Maybe he could be Barbie’s crazy stalker with an irritable bowel. You know—hiding in the bushes outside the dream house, pooping his pants. I just don’t know.
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There are two stages of life where there is a lot of disgusting stuff going on, anything before 3 years old and the typical college student. This kit of towels for cleaning them up will get more use than anything else you could buy for them. I think the baby wins the poop category, but the college student blows him away in the puke and gross categories. We’ll call tinkle a tie.
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