If someone were to stick a USB device into your computer that can automatically detect pornographic images, what would they find? Apparently, Paraben’s thumb drive can do just that.
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Cafepress is offering up a veritable buffet of wacky-skinned Flip Minos / Mino HD camcorders which, I can only assume, are intended to make it easier to capture smiling subjects on video. A few more completely absurd designs involving porn, Bigfoot and testicles are available after the break.
Ordinarily I would tear-ass through wrapping paper to get to a gift, but this Ron Jeremy version needs to be handled with greater care. Make sure to wear rubber gloves and open slowly so you don’t run the risk of getting a paper cut infected with God knows what.
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If you are trying to figure out a way to add more “pop” to your presentation, I think this is your answer. It may take the recipient a few seconds to place the odd shapes, but you know there will be a little chuckle when they do. Keep in mind that you have to know your audience. If the recipient has no sense of humor and is a bit of a prude, you might want to consider a paper clip that is a little less risque.
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Making your own adult home videos can be pretty amateurish. Get yourself a little professional help with the Home Porn Kit. From the Sexy Boa and “ACTION!” Clapper Board to the required porn actor moustache, your movies will be more professional the minute you get this. I would say the script sheets are optional, just like they seem to be in all professional porn movies.
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