…with my anus. That’s right—it’s a portable chair with a compartment for holding gear or frosty beverages. Just make sure you know where that beer has been before you decide to take a sip.
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From Fashionably Geek: The iKey KYB-170-OEM wrist keypad is an updated version of the iKey AK-39 keypad. Both meet military specifications and can be integrated to control computers worn on your wrist. The KYB-170-OEM features a 17 button keypad, an integrated micro Force Sensing Resistor (FSR) pointing device and can be manufactured with any available color of LED lighting for use in dark environments.
The only problem is that you can’t unleash your secretary-grade typing speed on it because this updated version operates like a cellphone, meaning you’ll have to press “7″ four times to get the letter “S”. If you’re using this for military applications, that’s probably not what you want to be focused on in the heat of battle.
Just about every cooking appliance you can find in a kitchen these days has been modified to plug into a cigarette lighter for portability. Of these cooking gadgets, this crock pot has to be one of the most amusing. It says “yeah, I want to be able to make food while driving, but I’m willing to wait to let the flavors really sink in.” Now that takes dedication.
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Showing up as a guest with a bottle of wine in a pretty bag is polite. Showing up at that same party with a clear, waterproof bag full of ice and chilling that bottle of wine is beautiful. Typically I would not suggest chilling wine as much as possible, but the odds are that the wine you are bringing was not purchased off the top shelf, more like hidden behind the counter. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Throw these biscuits on a plate and see who picks one up. They may immediately notice a distinct smoke smell. That is because these are really portable ashtrays conveniently disguised as yummy treats. Extreme care should be taken if using these during a night of partying. If you have ever taken a swig of a beer that was used as an ashtray you know how bad it can be.
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Apparently, the idea for a portable seat cushion named CritBuns came from observing art students critiquing the work of their peers. Generally, that involves sitting on hard benches, crappy chairs or the floor for extended periods of time (the “Crit” in CritBuns). The design itself was inspired by the charcoal butt prints that often rubbed onto the bottom of the student’s pants whist seated. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.
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