Meat Pencil Toppers

Pork, beef, chicken, they are all represented here with the Meat Pencil toppers.  Why would you look at a crappy old eraser when you could be staring at meat all day.  I don’t know who wouldn’t enjoy that, beside vegans. Even they would have to chuckle though.
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Funny Retro Woman Coaster

The seller calls these retro coasters, I consider them coasters that lay it straight out. There is no misconstruing the intent with these, and maybe your less thoughtful guests will take the not so subtle hint.
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