‘Book End’ Book End
Nothing like a product that spells out, literally, exactly what it’s function is. Who would have guessed that those things on either side of the books were actually book ends? These will save you from having to explain what they are to ignorant house guests.
Product Page (£17.99, about $36)
Mobile Phone PowerDome is a Powerful Rip-Off
According to the product page, the PowerDome is a therapeutic device that changes the phone’s frequency of electromagnetic pollution to take it out of the range that affects our bodies, and so helps restore our natural health and vitality.”
According to “tests,” the “device” helps to maintain balance and order in our bodies and protect [...]
Computer Voodoo
You keep booting up your system and you get nothing but the blue screen of death. Shutting it down doesn’t seem to be doing the trick, and banging on the computer case has gotten you nowhere, so the Computer Voodoo doll is your last option. Stick a few pins in and hope for the best. [...]
Dog Polo Shirt
I may be alone in this, but it will be a cold day in hell before I ever buy a pet of mine a Polo shirt. For those of you that seem to enjoy this kind of thing ( Paris Hilton comes to mind ) this Polo shirt can make your dog like more of a person. [...]
Whiney Golfer’s Pacifier
We’re all tired of listening to the duffer that could have shot a great round “if only…”. You know, if only he hadn’t missed eight 2 foot putts, if only he hadn’t dumped a couple into that lake. It goes on and on.
Rather than making a scene by just telling him to get over it, [...]
Tape Measure For Morons
If you are a do-it-yourself kind of guy that is a little simple likes to keep things simple, the Dumb Handman’s Tape Measure will be your new best friend.
As you can see, the units of measurement are measured out in actual feet - not numbers. Unfortunately, if my handyman showed up using something like this [...]
