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Joke Water Squirter

by Jeff Chenkus on January 4, 2008

in Toys

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You want to see someone move fast? Give them a squirt from a bleach bottle. You will see them move faster than ever before, if you don’t give them a heart attack first. I am not sure my relatives would find a dousing of Tidy Bleach, Windax or Clorax Toilet Bowl Cleaner very amusing, slightly modified spelling or not.

So if you have a mean streak or are just a bit of a sadist, then get in on the fun.

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Do you think that catching a football is tough? Try to catch this cactus football. I would think the obvious reaction would be to jump away as soon as you saw those thorns coming at you. Luckily, if you happen to try to catch this thing you will find that the thorns are pliable and soft. And that is far better than picking out cactus thorns for the next hour after making a diving catch.

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