Hickey Tattoos: Now That’s Just Sad
From Fashionably Geek: That’s right ladies—some chick sucked on my neck. Does that turn you on? It should because I’m all man…so step right up and get yourself a slice of beefcake.
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Small Pecker Condoms
They make Trojan Magnums for those endowed like John Holmes. They make regular sizes for most others. But what about those people that need yet a smaller size? These Small Pecker Condoms are for them. These happen to be novelty condoms, but then what are the odds of someone who needs these actually getting any [...]
Hillary “I’m Your Man” Clinton Air Freshener
Show your support for a Democrat, while poking some fun at Hillary at the same time. A nice reference to her not altogether feminine persona. And you can get the vanilla aroma as a bonus, if you can stand having to see her hanging in your car at all times.
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Authentic Drive-In Movie Speakers
If you want to go ahead and spend $20k or more on speakers to get the best sound possible from your home theatre system, that is one way to go. But I would bet a couple of these Authentic Drive-In Movie Speakers would get more comments. The sound may suck, but if you get even [...]
Ohms Law Clock
You know you miss the days of looking at formulas all day while you were in school. Relive those glory days with the Ohms Law Clock. It has all the formulas that relate power, current, voltage and resistance. Place it behind that kid you are tutoring and you will have all the answers at your [...]
Radio Control Moped
When you think of radio control vehicles you think of fast cars, off road trucks and mopeds? Not every kid can have the fastest toy on the block, someone needs to putter around. And if you get your kid this radio control moped, your kid could be the one. Nothing says cool like a moped [...]
Metal Guitar Lights
I am thinking a couple strings of these around the living room would look great, make it look like you are a musical genius. Of course you aren’t, you have barely completed the easy level on Guitar Hero III. But no reason for everyone else to know that. And since when does a guitar not [...]
Airline Seat Belt Belt
Make a nerdy fashion statement with your new belt made from an actual refurbished airline set belt buckle. While it may actually do it’s job as a belt, you have to admit you would look pretty foolish wearing it. That makes it an ideal gift for you to give to someone else. Show them how [...]
Jellied Dentures
Pop these jellied dentures in and chew for a while for a tasty treat. Throw one in when out in public and see what kind of reaction you get. Ironically, these would probably not be very good for those who wear actual dentures.
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The Web Computer Tie
It is computer gear on a tie. It has numerous pictures of “the web”. It is a tie that you have to be a total geek to wear, or at least someone with absolutely no fashion sense.
A quick tip for job hunters: this is probably not your best choice of wardrobe to create a [...]
