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The Undercover Mini Sleeve (a long awaited follow up to the laptop version) is designed to camouflage your cellphone or MP3 player as an “innocuous looking little envelope”. That’s all well and good if you want to deter gadget thieves, but identity thieves will pick up right were they left off.
The sleeve is tear proof, waterproof and size adjustable.
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These condom wrappers will make a good office gift. Not because they will be handy for that crazy Christmas party hook up, but because they each contain some condom paper clips. Nothing will get a rise out of those HR reps more than if they see you pull out one of these packages in the middle of a meeting.
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If you are looking for protection, Trojan is a common name you will hear. These particular Trojans will give you a little more protection than a thin piece of latex. If it wasn’t for huge, wooden horses the original Trojans would likely have kicked some Greek ass. Now you can have that same fierce soldier working for you.
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As far as I can tell, a hand knit cotton sweater for your apples probably won’t go a long way in protecting them from unsightly bruises. They will, however, make them look a hell of a lot cuter (and possibly protect them from catching a cold). But cute won’t keep them safe when you toss them into a bag or purse – which is why I’m suggesting that someone make a chainmail suit of armor for delicate produce.
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Here’s a market that has yet to be saturated with products. Finger Armor. How many times have you gone about your daily life when you realized that what would really be nice would be some finger armor. Not only is htis a nice example of finger armor, but it is hinged to leave your finger some mobility as well. You only have ten fingers, you need to protect them as best you can.
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