The R/C Transmutation Android is a radio controlled toy that gives you two modes to use it in. When in it’s android state, you can pose it’s five joints in the arm along with a blaster rifle in any configuration you want. When it’s time for a change, just switch into its Hummer-like configuration so you can use the remote control to drive it like an ordinary radio controlled car. They should make a movie starring Transmutation Androids.
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We have brought you boxing grannies, racing grannies and slot racing grannies. Now the Radio Controlled Granny comes along and she looks to be the best yet. You get a handicapped ramp to send her over and some groceries for her to plow through. If you think that is overkill, you must have never been in a granny’s way before. You will get run over.
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Press the button on the aptly shaped brain remote and the zombie will trudge forward and groan. Just like a real zombie. If you are a little unsure of exactly how zombies should act, “Shaun of the Dead” and “Day of the Dead” (original) will give you a pretty good idea. All you need to know is that just because they move slowly does not mean that they are not dangerous.
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All those hotshots with their radio controlled Porsches think they are so cool. This dump truck may not have the speed those cars do but on wrong move and it will turn those things into scrap heaps. You could even upgrade the motor in it to really surprise the rest of the race field. And if you can’t outrun them you can always dump your load to get them off your ass.
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Some kids dream of monster trucks and race cars and get radio control versions to complete the fantasy. But if your life’s desire is to be a Zamboni driver you can now fulfill that fantasy as well. Nothing like the ability to make smooth ice to get all your friends jealous.
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Beach season will be here before you know it. And when I go to the beach I want to have one of these Radio Control Surfboards. Rated for 1+ meter waves, the electric 540 racing motor will get you into the surf and out. Even if it only works half as well as I hope it would this surfer would still be a blast.
Also suitable for lakes and ponds, just without near as much fun. Slipping into the breaking surf and coming out just beyond the break is where all the excitement is.
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