rattlesnake

rattlesnake-pillow

Snuggling up with a comfortable pillow is one of the most relaxing things you can do. I am not so sure that this 4 foot Rattlesnake Pillow will enhance that experience. As comfortable as it may be, waking up to a 4 foot snake is going to give you a jolt no matter what. There is a Giant Catfish version as well. I am not sure that is really much better.

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Stand out from the other drunks with this rattlesnake pint glass. This is the kind of object that can say a lot about a person—stuff like “yeah, I ride a motorcycle, I’m frequently intoxicated and I like guns but I prefer to carry a knife because of the thrill that comes with getting my hands dirty. I live in the woods and I eat what I can kill.”

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