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You’ve spent a great deal of time crafting your unique look. Only the best wife-beaters and torn jeans will do – so why not devote that sort of attention to giving your mullet a healthy shine? Now you can thanks to this Mullet Shampoo. Also available: a body wash that’s “strong enough to clean the car, but gentle on the nards.”
Product Page (£5.99 or $10.78)
Want a bottle opener you would have a real tough time losing? How about one of the few bottle-cap based kitchen decorations? Either way, the XXXL Magnetic Bottle Opener will brighten up your kitchen as nothing but a bottle-cap can and provide bottle opening chores as only something this large can.
Product Page (£10.00, $19.95 US)
Call me crazy but I don’t think walking up to a lady sporting this Sobriety Test Belt Buckle and your prized Breast Inspector t-shirt is going to result in you scoring some tang.
Product Page ( $14.99 )
Unfortunately, the Fiber Optic Mullet Wig is a little short on “business in front,” but it has enough “party in the back” to go around.
For those of you who like to make bold fashion choices, drink beer in excess, and watch tractor pulls, the Fiber Optic Mullet is sure to make you the envy of everyone in your trailer park.
Product Page ( $24.95 )
These Redneck Windchimes are perfect for drowning out all of those annoying trailer park sounds like squealing pigs and your brother and your cousin having sex in the bunk above you.
Product Page ( $9.98 )
