redneck

bicep cling

With the Billy Bob Bicep door cling, you can give passing motorists the impression that you are one hick that should not be trifled with. Who would dare mess with a unstable redneck that has meat guns like that? Only angry motorists with real guns I suppose.

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There is no better time to come out with a Deer Hunter Nutcracker than right around hunting season. Even rednecks need something to open those walnuts with and I don’t think the traditional nutcracker will fit in with their decor.

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