refrigerator


From That’s Nerdalicious: Damn, this is such an obvious and awesome idea. I bet it would be really easy to get pizza boxes in there.

(TMY via Nerd Bastards)

It may a drawing of a cow that’s wearing a dress riding on a rocket to Mars (I think), but it automatically looks badass when attached to the fridge using one of these knife magnets.

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fridge-locker

If you want to bring good food or drinks into your office and not have them stolen then this Fridge Locker is what you need. Just set it in your office refrigerator, lock it up and your thieving bastards of co-workers will have to find their own goodies. Its portability is both a blessing and a curse: it allows you to use it at home to keep your last beer safe, but it also means that while people cannot steal what is inside the locker, they can steal the whole damn thing and spend their time breaking in.

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Cockroach Magnet SetUnless you’re a pothead or the owner of an extermination company, you never want to hear the words “roach” and “house” in the same sentence. However, if you want, you can now harness the butt-ugliness of a cockroach to destroy your appetite and display your child’s latest finger paint masterpiece with this set of four refrigerator magnets.

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f-word-magnetic-poetry-kit

Spice your refrigerator magnet poetry with all forms of the “F” word. These extra 240 magnets will fit in with your current magnets to make your poetry sound a lot more like the way you speak every day. Poetry is only good if you can use every type of word that properly describes your feelings, even if you can only express them with some form of the “F” word.

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refrigerator-lock-up

That one friend who always checks out what you have to eat or drink as soon as they show up can be pretty damn annoying. This fake Refrigerator Lock Up should look real enough to keep them out while you have easy access (the two shackles are actually magnets).

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face-lift-magnets

If you hear Hollywood calling, you’d better pick up these refrigerator magnets and work on becoming desensitized to everything pictured on them, because when middle age strikes they will become your new best friends.

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The next time someone takes your last piece of pie, leave them an anonymous, threatening note right on the refrigerator. This magnet set has all the letters of the alphabet in various sizes and shapes, just like you cut them out of magazines yourself. If you word your demands in clear enough language the perpetrator ought to get the hint pretty quickly.

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