I stumbled across these Glow Crosses while at my local grocery store. Apparently, a dose of Jeebus can be had in the same place you get Pop-Tarts and Hamburger Helper. Plus salvation comes in several hot colors for the low low price of fifty cents.
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Together, Saint Patrick (Patron of Good Luck), Saint Anthony (Patron of Lost Items), and Saint Jude (Patron of Lost Causes) are the A-Team of the hole in one. They sacrificed, lived saintly lives, and were canonized all so you can use these special golf balls emblazoned with their images to combine their blessed forces and achieve the ultimate handicap. With lofty titles like “Miracle Worker Golf Balls” and “The Golf Balls Catholics Have Been Praying For”, you can certainly expect to put Tiger Woods to shame during your next round, and all you have to do is take a golf club and beat images of these saints.
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Back in December I came across a website selling reserved spaces in Heaven. After all, it’s not easy to get into Heaven, so it makes sense to secure your spot early. However, it has just come to my attention that the same site is now offering a similar set of travel packages to Hell. But my question is: do you really need to spend $16 for an all access VIP pass? First of all, they claim that space is limited, but I have to think that Hell has plenty of room. Plus, no matter who you buy it for, they are probably heading there on a free pass anyway.
Product Page ($13—$16 depending on package) Thanks Mason!
