Angel Snot Smells Like Jasmine
“The gift of precious fluids from Heaven’s messengers.” This genuine angel snot can be squished, bounced, and stretched for your amusement—plus it features a pleasant jasmine scent. Who knew Heavenly mucus could be so delightful!
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Perfumes of the Bible
Church doesn’t have to be all about atonement. Splash on some Perfumes of the Bible and prepare for some sinning later on. All those other congregants will appreciate some Frankincense or Myrrh aroma. If there is one time this may get you some action it is probably on Sunday morning.
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Reserve a Spot in Heaven: Hurry! Space is Limited!
If you are worried that your sinful lifestyle will end up biting you in the ass in the afterlife, a gag site is selling travel packages to heaven with a 100% money back guarantee. Choose from an Essential travel kit that features the basics for one person to attain eternal salvation. Or, for a [...]
Commandments Sticky Notes
Some beautiful little sticky notes that can come in very handy. I will keep all the “Thou Shalt” notes for myself, and “Thou Shalt Not” notes for everyone else. Isn’t that the way life should work? Everything I do is perfect, but you should never try to emulate me. If for no other reason than [...]
The Chosen Keyboard: A Keyboard That’s Kosher
If you want to give your keyboard a Hebrew hardware makeover, this Chosen Keyboard Sticker set will do the job. Just peel and affix the repositionable vinyl stickers to any standard keyboard. Mazel Tov!
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Last Supper Watch
I thought with today being Sunday that I would share with you something to remind you of your religious obligations all week long. Every time you go to check the time, you will be face to face with Jesus and the Apostles. I doubt that even the most hard core criminal would be hard pressed [...]
Sister Discipline Bop Bag
The Catholic Nun with a ruler will strike fear into anyone who attended Catholic School. This bop bag gives you a chance to strike back. Unfortunately, the larger sizes are discontinued, but you can use the finger flicker size to gain what little revenge you can.
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Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands
Are you fat, greedy, lazy, vengeful, vain, slutty, or jealous? Now you can accessorize with your sin of choice thanks to these Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands.
And if your Lindsay Lohan you just need to put on a few pounds and you can collect the whole set!
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Caterpillar Menorah
Nothing says you take your religious obligations seriously like a Caterpillar Menorah. Who knows, maybe someday this will be the design that is a standard. Maybe not - but you will still have this cool caterpillar.
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Religious Choice Wheel
If you are a little lost in the sea of religious freedom or just want to try something new, spin the Wheels O’ Wisdom Religion Chooser. Not only will it give you a new start, it will also give you important information about your new start: potential new friends, afterlife promises, perks, drawbacks and paraphernalia. [...]
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