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The T-Rex on this car emblem has in his hands the fish you see on all sorts of vehicles. The Jesus fish has been used for years as a symbol of Christianity though I don’t think this dinosaur cares at all what your religious views are. All he sees is a tasty snack. Judging by the size comparison that is one giant fish, but this emblem will easily fit on any make or model of vehicle.
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“The gift of precious fluids from Heaven’s messengers.” This genuine angel snot can be squished, bounced, and stretched for your amusement—plus it features a pleasant jasmine scent. Who knew Heavenly mucus could be so delightful!
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Church doesn’t have to be all about atonement. Splash on some Perfumes of the Bible and prepare for some sinning later on. All those other congregants will appreciate some Frankincense or Myrrh aroma. If there is one time this may get you some action it is probably on Sunday morning.
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If you are worried that your sinful lifestyle will end up biting you in the ass in the afterlife, a gag site is selling travel packages to heaven with a 100% money back guarantee. Choose from an Essential travel kit that features the basics for one person to attain eternal salvation. Or, for a few bucks more, you can get an All Access Travel Kit —an exclusive package that will get you into heaven and grant you access to areas reserved for VIPs. The packages includes tickets, certificates of reservation, id cards, and informational guides. Group discounts are available for parties of 5 —so save the whole family! More info after the break…
Some beautiful little sticky notes that can come in very handy. I will keep all the “Thou Shalt” notes for myself, and “Thou Shalt Not” notes for everyone else. Isn’t that the way life should work? Everything I do is perfect, but you should never try to emulate me. If for no other reason than you may steal some of my fun.
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If you want to give your keyboard a Hebrew hardware makeover, this Chosen Keyboard Sticker set will do the job. Just peel and affix the repositionable vinyl stickers to any standard keyboard. Mazel Tov!
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I thought with today being Sunday that I would share with you something to remind you of your religious obligations all week long. Every time you go to check the time, you will be face to face with Jesus and the Apostles. I doubt that even the most hard core criminal would be hard pressed to rob a liquor store right after viewing that iconic painting.
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The Catholic Nun with a ruler will strike fear into anyone who attended Catholic School. This bop bag gives you a chance to strike back. Unfortunately, the larger sizes are discontinued, but you can use the finger flicker size to gain what little revenge you can.
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Are you fat, greedy, lazy, vengeful, vain, slutty, or jealous? Now you can accessorize with your sin of choice thanks to these Seven Deadly Sins Wristbands.
And if your Lindsay Lohan you just need to put on a few pounds and you can collect the whole set!
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Nothing says you take your religious obligations seriously like a Caterpillar Menorah. Who knows, maybe someday this will be the design that is a standard. Maybe not - but you will still have this cool caterpillar.
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