Animated T-Rex Skeleton is 25 Feet Long: Features Bowel-Emptying Roar

Yesterday I brought you a 9- foot tall, 17-foot long Brachiosaurus sculpture that cost a hefty $4000. Today I found a robot dinosaur that eats that tree-hugging Brachiosaurus for breakfast. This monster T-Rex skeleton stands 13 feet tall, 25 feet long and rests on a 4-foot museum stand (optional). It also features 6 lifelike movements [...]

Animated Striking Rattlesnake For Snake Charming Newbies

You have to crawl before you can walk, as the saying goes. And before you step up to a real, live poisonous snake, it might be a good idea to practice your charming skills using this robotic version. When you get to close it will strike out and hiss, staring at you with its glowing [...]

Ski Bum 3000: Robots Rock The Slopes of the Future

Inspired by “the retro designs of old bowling alleys, diners and tine toys from the 30’s through the 60’s” artist Toby Fraley has designed a line of whimsical robot lamps that are sure to delight and confuse all who gaze upon them. Each design is handmade out of mostly recycled parts so don’t be shocked [...]

Wall-E Plug and Play TV Game: 4 Games In One Adorable Robot Controller

You are probably already familiar with the plug and play line of TV games, but this new version allows you to take control with a little Wall-E robot replica. Apparently, it is loaded up with four games—but the titles and plots of those games remain a mystery. Probably doesn’t matter all that much though. It [...]

12-Inch Wall-E Plush With Rotating Head

As I am sure you know, Wall-E hits theaters today—so it is time to get on the merchandising bandwagon with this 12-inch Wall-E plush figure with turnable head action. Your kids will love it—hell, even you may be tempted to give it a hug now and then.
Product Page ($19.99—slated to arrive by the end of [...]

Animatronic Kung Fu Panda Reigns Supreme Over All Fat Robot Animal Warriors

Kung Fu Panda hits the theaters today and the merchandising machine is in full swing with the release of the Kung Fu Panda Kicking Po figure. Admittedly, the feature list on this toy is quite impressive. It reacts to your movements with roundhouse kicks and sounds, it features the voice of Jack Black, quick draw [...]

Hal The Dancing Robot Hamster Has a Thing For Styx

Hal the robot hamster sings and dances to “Mr. Roboto” on command. Further proof that when it comes to licensing Styx music, the answer is always “yes.”
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Wind Up Robot Dances Like an Awkward White Nerd

Fact: Robots dance like awkward white nerds. Don’t believe me? Hit the jump to watch how this little wind-up bot “pumps up the jam.”

iGrowbot: The Chia Pet For Nerds

Fill the ceramic torso of iRobot with the included peat / seeds and marvel at the power of nature as he grows a grass head. Perfect for any caring, nurturing nerd with an out-of-control spending problem.
Product Page ($9.99)