
Unless these two guy’s arms get tired, your CD’s will be well cared for. You can slide the rubber men for a tight fit so that your CD’s can be moved around without making a mess and their rubber feet will keep your tables from getting scratched. You could go with the typical wire or wood CD racks, but there is no fun in that.
Product Page (£14.67, about $21.62)

How about a 6′×.75″×.125″ rubber band for Christmas this year? These giant rubber bands are normally used in the shipping industry to bind boxes on pallets, but now they are offered as a novelty. The product page includes several possible uses for them, including “exercise, giant slingshots, and strengthening trust between loved ones” (whatever the hell that means). However, I’d say that the greatest purpose for these will be to challenge your will, as I’m sure the urge to misuse them is overwhelming.
Product Page ($5.50)