It seems that deviantARTist missmonster wanted a rug that would tie a room in Satan’s house together, so the Demon rug was born. What’s PETA’s stance on using animals from Hell for fur?
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Owners of this Star Wars Wampa rug can spin fantastical tales to their non-nerdy friends about how they stalked and killed this magical beast while backpacking through the exotic, snow-covered mountains of Hoth.
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Danny wouldn’t have stood a chance against Jack in this hedge maze rug. However, he might have gotten lost in the luxury.
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This 2 x 3 phone, keys, wallet rug will help you remember the holy trinity of items you’re supposed to have in your possession before you walk out the door. Remembering now will prevent a heated “where were you when I needed you?” conversation with these items later on.
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A sled as a coffee table in your living room is going to leave tracks on your carpet, so why not get this set that includes a snow white carpet with sled marks already built into it? That small detail will give an outdoor feel to your living room, though it may also give kids the idea that dragging it around the living room is perfectly okay.
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Being relegated to laying on the floor just got a bit more enjoyable with these two Sex Rugs. Both available rugs are made with ‘experimental craftsmanship’ with some longer shag left for the purchaser to style/trim as they wish. Aphrodite, pictured above, is the more demure of the two just showing her backside. Diana, pictured after the break, obviously has no body issues as she displays even more shag that is just waiting to be trimmed per your preference.
If you are looking for a nice area rug for your entryway, this Outhouse Rug will give your guests something a greeting that they may not take kindly to. The problem is that if you are buying this to make your place look better, maybe a bare patch of floor by your front door is not your biggest problem.
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Like a giant boo boo kiss from Mommy, this bandage rug will protect your carpet from high density traffic the same way a conventional bandage protects your cuts. However, my guess is this one won’t slide off the second it comes in contact with water.
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