Never in my wildest dreams would I assume that I would be calling a ruler “badass,” but this ruler is exactly that. The zero point concept means that you can start numerically from zilch wherever you place the tip of your pen. I wonder what will happen to the ruler’s display if different situations; say perhaps in Parochial school when a nun drags this thing across your ass at 100mph?
(Yanko via The Daily What)
How fortuitous that a ruler has 12 inches and 31 cm. Those two numbers also happen to be the number of months and days in a year making it as perfect for a calendar as it is a ruler. There are two colored magnetic circles included with this metal ruler to mark the day and month. So whether you have a need to know the current date or the length of anything, both can be met with this single product.
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This spanking ruler will get you one step closer to living your ultimate sexual fantasy: having a bunch of nuns smack your ass into submission while you wear a ball gag and leather chaps. Then afterwards you can have a violent recuperation by resting your sore buttcheeks on the cat fight pillow pictured after the break… That’s relief!
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There is a time and a place for everything. And as much as I enjoy an good optical illusion, when I am trying to concentrate on 1/16″ hash marks is not the correct time. It does seem like it would be a fine way to give yourself a headache if that is what you are looking for from a ruler.
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